This movie is, again, low budget, as is given away by the completely fake looking animated bugs, huge dinosaur buildings projected from miniatures, and "club" built out of what looks like an empty warehouse, but it's done pretty stylishly considering what the director had to work with. As they all drive away, a humongous computer generated spider crawls out of the wreckage. Exterminator kills him, and, after Misty gets the girls out of the club, he blows the whole place to bits. They eventually follow the trail of bugs to the huge dinosaur shaped storage sheds in back of the club, and discover that crazy ex FED is not dead, but has actually mutated into a giant, ugly stop-motion bug-man. They start hacking them with an axe, and crazy ex FED gets eaten. Exterminator guy shoots some of the bugs with bug repellent, but it only make them grow bigger. However, he's having trouble locating either the marijuana that he knew would be there (as he was involved in the sale) or the bugs. Misty and the exterminator are in the basement bug hunting, and they also have to deal with a crazy ex FED who is determined to shut the place down and thereby win his place back in the government. I mean I seriously love this guy, and lucky for me, he's in some more Brett Piper films! An exterminator (Monkiewicz) is called in to deal with the situation, without letting the few customers left know what's up. Misty gets bitten in the shower, naked, and gets turned into a badass bug-hunting vigilante. The two of them get together for some wild sex under a sheet. Theresa gets bitten, and it has the same Sapphic effect. The bartender gets bitten, and the venom turns her from a man loving chick to a thirsty lesbian. The owner stores them, but is still uptight as he still needs more money to pay off his debt.Īt the club, the spiders begin to infiltrate the place. Another guy involved in the drug business witnesses this, and brings the drugs to the club himself. The two thugs, on their way to the club, are attacked by a large spider that found it's way out of the crate of drugs. The owner needs some quick cash to pay back money he owes to Brooklyn business woman-and-wife-of-the-last-owner-Teresa, before she takes over the place, and so buys some marijuana from two thugs. Misty Mundae, Erika smith, and Caitlin Ross play three strippers working for an on-it's-last-legs strip joint. The credits begin with a nice montage of Misty working the pole. Bite Me! is a tale of a strip club that's having some problems. Most of my favorites were written and directed by Brett Piper (excluding movies done after she left the company), who is in my opinion their best director. Independent Cinema, aka POPCinema, Bite Me! is one of my favorite Misty Mundae movies. Genre: Horror-Comedy, Monster Movie, EroticaĪnother low budget erotic horror film from the house of I.E. Starring Misty Mundae, Julian Wells, Rob Monkiewicz, Erika Smith, and Caitlin Ross Completely recommended! So bad it's very, very good! The way the Spanish bad guy delivers his lines is worth the price of the DVD alone. ![]() You can sit right here on my face." "Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?") excellent one-liners bad guys who scream like little girls when they see a snake ten yards away, but get shot in the face no problem racists jokes during a karate practicing scene A SNAKE WHO COMES BURSTING OUT OF A TOILET a snake who viciously mauls two honeymooners believable kidnapping scenes, acting that ranges from decent to atrocious groovy tunes wondrous 80's fashion, and really, so much more that has to be seen to be believed. Scattered throughout this film are: a cross-dressing man posing as a waitress working for the enemy a skateboard riding hitman who attempts to hide his gun behind a blow up doll (!?) excellent jokes ("You have the best seat in the house. They work with two male partners (Moss and Diamond), and another girl who communicates with the agency through her post at a bar. They also have thugs coming after their asses because they took some diamonds that they found in a mini helicopter that had landed on the beach, which belonged to a local crime boss. This peaceful existence is disturbed when they accidentally transport a deadly snake who has "been infected with toxins from cancer infested rats" onto the island, rather than just a regular snake. They hold important meetings in the jacuzzi, topless, as well. They get naked and make out with their boyfriends of choice in showers and on the beach a lot. Their main occupation is flying a helicopter with merchandise between two Hawaiian islands in matching SexySafariTM khaki short-shorts, tops, and Gladiator sunglasses. Genre: 80's Action-Exploitation (aka Bullets, Bombs and Boobs)ĭona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton play two agents working for a mysterious government agency. Starring Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, Ronn Moss, Harold Diamond, and others
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